So glad I made this shirt
Seriously, Gobber, Stahp.
Don’t worry buddy, I’m not gonna let anything happen to you.
this is still SO FUNNY
"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that